Ready to Join the Revolution?
You’ve read the manifesto. You’ve met the mysterious leader. You’re fuelled by Irn-Bru and righteous sarcasm. Naturally, you’re desperate to sign up...
Membership Form
Step 1: Fill out the form below.
Step 2: Wait for your free unicorn badge.
Step 3: Realise none of this is real.
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Disclaimer: The Scottish Numpty Party is a satirical creation. It is not a registered political party, nor does it offer real membership, perks, loyalty cards, or branded flasks (yet). All content is for entertainment, parody, and cheeky commentary purposes only.
Please do not attempt to vote for us. We are very busy doing absolutely nothing of legislative value.