You’ve found it — the bold, brave, and proudly baffling Scottish Numpty Party (SNP).
We stand for empty promises, loud shouting, and constitutional obsession – all backed by absolutely no plan - “independence will fix everything.”
We’re the only party with no clear plan, no working calculator, and no idea how the economy works, but we’ve got flags and barrel loads of passion.
We're not here to fix potholes, fund schools or fix the NHS — we're here to re-fight the 2014 referendum until the sun burns out, and tweet about it relentlessly.
We believe in:
- Outrage over outcomes we don’t understand
- Referendums as a lifestyle choice
- Passion over policy
- Emotion over maths
- And shouting "Wheesht!" as a valid political argument